Stormy Daniels Cashes In On Her Fame In Nude Strip Club Show

There are some things that photographs cannot capture, and I can now see that the feeling of a strip tease is one of them. That is probably the reason why every Steadicam that I tried to sneak into a strip club ended up getting confiscated. They can’t have some schmuck eating into their profit margin. (I learned that term from my word of the day calendar.)

There is a certain sense of fulfillment that comes along with gazing upon the body of an (alleged) billionaire banger. I might have maxed out my credit card on a bottle of champagne and a jar of caviar if I had not already maxed it out on a twelve pack of toilet paper and a twenty-four pack of Old Style. That is a real kick to the ol’ fiscal gonads.

Stormy does seem to be having a gay old time, as the Flintstones put it. I wonder why she ever left this profession. If you love what you do , you will never work a day in your life, as the saying goes. I suppose she was planning on doing something(s) that she didn’t love in order to ensure that.

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