Supermodel Adriana Lima Spread Legs Modeling Pubes in Soho

Crotch shots are what are at stake when the legs of your shorts are only half an inch long. If I had to wear shorts that short then I would be hanging brain twenty-four seven, and I am not even well endowed. I don’t know how basketball players back in the day managed to keep their dongs contained.

They were running around, jumping up and down, and I have not heard of a single wardrobe malfunction happening on the court, and you know those ballers were packing some serious equipment. If a guy is seven feet tall then his legs are not the only thing that kept growing. I’d like to know their technique, or their tailor. I have a feeling that knowledge could come in handy someday.

I bet Julius Erving got his nickname from being able to teach the rookies his technique. If there was any tucking or taping involved then I will keep my mind open, but I draw the line at bending. I am not as young as I used to be and flexibility left my appendages years ago.

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