Supermodel Cindy Bruna Puts Her Perfect Body Totally On Display At Victoria’s Secret NY Fashion Show After Party

Do you have the foggiest idea who Cindy Bruna is? Of course you do, you're a well read and literate member of society who also likes to keep tabs on exceptionally tall models.

I like a nice tall woman, myself. Not for dating, though. I can't deal with a woman taller than me, that seems like a recipe for disaster. I can't deal with being the short one in any sort of relationship. It's why my friends are shorter than me, and my co-workers, and most of the people I interact with on a daily basis.

I don't have a problem with people taller than me, I just don't want to stand next to them frequently enough for anyone to notice that I'm not the tallest person in the room. That's no way to go through life. Even if I were short, I'd probably wear heels and shoe lifts constantly. Like Tom Cruise and Al Pacino.

So Cindy Bruna, enjoy being tall and enjoy never being in my inner circle. It's probably a blessing from your point of view, but let's pretend it's mercy on my part. I'll be able to sleep better tonight if we stick to that version of events.

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