Supermodel Natasha Poly Poses Completely Topless In Nippley Magazine Spread

I don’t know where the other end of that hose attaches to, but I hope it leads to the world’s largest hookah. That would even explain why the air behind her looks so smoky. They might have even saved some money on smoke machines by using a hookah. I’m not really sure what the rental costs look like for those items, but having a model like Natasha Poly on payroll means they probably need to cut costs elsewhere to make up for her expense.

With the way she has that hose wrapped around her body, I am having flashbacks to the days of Jake “The Snake” Roberts and his python. I more healthy minded individual would have probably had thoughts of Britney Spears when she was in her prime, but I contend that their sex appeals are equal.

One was a beautiful woman, clothed in almost nothing, charming a massive snake. The other was a beautiful man, clothed in almost nothing, charming a veiny snake. Of course, I am referring to when they were in their prime. Nowadays there is no contest. Jake “The Snake” wins hands down.

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