T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes Wild Bush in Nature

 Is this like the equivalent to a Disney star leaving the reservation and going buckwild now that they are no longer under the corporations puritan iron fist? I imagine there is a lot of pressure that is put upon the spokesman of a major ad campaign. I could probably land a job in the local carpet stores commercial because they will not be too concerned about my sordid past as a serial ding dong ditcher being made known. I would probably also only be paid with a case of beer, so there is not much at stake on my end either. Once you are in the big time though, that is when they put you in a vice grip. A lot of money is involved in a campaign for a major cellular provider, it is not as if they would trust their image with just any schmuck. It would be easier for me to get elected to public office than to land a job of that level. I am not claiming I could become a senator or anything, but I could probably get comptroller. There would not even be a need to kiss any babies.   

_{Photo Credit: Justin Tyler Close}