Talia Storm Pasties And Bare Ass In See-Through Red Carpet Gown

Talia Storm has a name fit for a Bond girl who would surely not live through the first act. To me it sounds just dirty enough while also not really meaning anything so it would still pass for a PG-13 rating. Her dress on the other hand might not. Sure, it isn’t much worse than a whipped cream bikini, but that bare ass is pushing it.

That dress looks like it was made by a baker from one of those dozens of cake decorating shows on T.V. If Talia is in reality trying to personify a cake then she must be going to the kitschiest wedding of all time. I mean, I have heard of women jumping out of cakes before, but this is ridiculous.

What are the chances that any part of that dress is edible? If the answer is none then she runs the very real risk of a lawsuit. One cannot have something look so tasty while also having it be a hazard to everyone’s health. That is how my brother ended up drinking antifreeze. Coincidentally, the result of that lawsuit paid for my semester of community college.

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