Tallia Storm Nipples at Her 19th Birthday Party

 Women sure are playing it fast and loose with their nips these days. Back when I was her age women guarded their boobs like they were the last loaf of bread during the Great Depression. If I managed to see a girl in only her bra she would freak out and say something like, "What are you doing in my closet?" or, "I'm calling the cops!" How is a man supposed to decipher what a woman really means when they are sending such mixed signals? It is pretty unreasonable, if you ask me.

For example, I am not going to hang my testes through my fly when I am out in public, but then get upset when a trucker follows me into the restroom. It is simple logic, two plus two equals four. Testes plus trucker equals a shot of penicillin and some much needed therapy. I would be foolish to expect anything less, I would also probably be a little insulted if no trucker followed. What, do they think they are better than me, or something? I would really have to reevaluate my life if that was to happen.    

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