TGIF: Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower; Cheryl Cole Upskirt Candid

It's Friday, the end of the workweek, the child slave labor has been locked in their paddock, and we've already popped open the tall cans of malt liquor that look like grape juice. As the sweet solace of cheap booze flows through my veins, I am reminded that nude shower pictures and celebrity upskirts form two essential planks in the Egotastic! foundation. Hence, for your Friday, the fine-bodied Adrianne Curry, a.k.a., the self-promoting Mrs. Brady, soaping herself in the shower, and, the uber-sexy Chery Cole nee Tweedy (that 'nee' means she dumped her sexting athlete husband) flashing her white panties to a studio audience during a taping of X-Factor. Enjoy your weekend!