Thank God It’s Funbags! Kurara Horie Topless in a Little Red Bikini for Weekend Dreams

Well, hello, Kurara Horie, where have you been all my life. That's not a real question and I'll save the indignity of this ridiculously hot Japanese glamour model giggling coquettishly even as she punches me in the bobobs. But Kurara is a solid response to those of you who've asked to see the more natural melons on the precious hot ladies more often. Sure, we love the funbags in all shapes and sizes, but sometimes I know many of you long to see girls who look just like the girls you can't possibly have had back in high school. For you, here's Kurara, who is beyond high school years, so congratulations to me, I will not be going to prison, much to the chagrin of most of my family who have long standing bets on such matters.

On Fridays, we give thanks and close out the week with a celebration dance of all things soft and dangling and ever so perfectly tuned for soothing of our savage inner beasts. Kurara Horie more than hits the perfect notes in her little red bikini and outright crazy hot pose-down. Thank God It's Funbags!