Thank God It’s Funbags! Leanna Decker Removes Her Bikini Top and Scrambles Her Own Damn Yummy Yolks

Some people have written me to say it's not amusing when I tell you guys I'd shank you in the showers for a chance at nookie time with so-and-so hottie. You have to realize when I say that, it's really just a joke. I mean, except for Leanna Decker, naturally. I would crack a RC Cola bottle and take out your spleen if I could but have ten minutes to nibble the spleen area on this blessedly unreal ginger hottie. Please don't blame me for following my feelings.

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Leanna is an absolutely winner in the Playboy digital circles where she is routinely handed awards, trophies, and many many phone numbers. I'm sure she tears most of them up. Leanna, memorize mine. It's 1-800-HORNDOG. I always answer before the first ring is even finished. Not that I'd want you to stop massaging your own epic funbags just to give me a ring, so maybe go handsfree with the blue tooth. We can talk dirty. I typically go five hours before taking a pause. Experience. Let's do this, my ginger busty lust crush. Thank God It's Funbags.

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