Thank God It’s Funbags! Yara Khmidan Topless Pool Shoot Is Wet and Hot and Just Udderly Amazing

It's only been about 48 hours and I'm already to sell my home and travel around the world with Yara Khmidan. I'm a renter, so that selling part probably won't be as easy as it sounds. Not to mention getting this Ukrainian beauty to agree to hop trains with me from Europe to Mongolia to that train I think they built across the Pacific so I can take Yara to meet my parents so they can die happy. The point is, these feelings are real and mature and just tingly all over. I think I need to pen an Angelou-inspired poem or something.

On Fridays, we celebrate the finest in teatly treats, including the new lust of my life Yara Khmidan in this Leonardo Corredor topless poolside fun time photoshoot with inflatable toys. She really is a libido keeper this Yara. I might have to do some stomach crunches or something this weekend to get this plan in motion. Five would be a commitment, ten, my new record. Thank God It's Funbags!