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aldo-vallon - May 9, 2018
Woah now, I that I was writing for a respectable website, like one of those respectable nudie websites, but the face that Kennedy Nash is making to the camera is anything but professional. That is the face a person makes on the dark corners of Craigslist. I am beginning to think it might not have been such a good idea to give my grandma the name of this website. It also might not have been such a good idea to give the rest of the women at her bible study the name of this website.
All I want to know now is who was responsible for buying the white cushion that Kennedy is crawling all over. That thing is an abomination, and whoever bought it should be shot. (Metaphorically.)
A seat like that has no purpose. Kennedy cannot even find a comfortable position on it, despite how hard she is trying, God bless her. I do not even know what to call it, because it certainly is not an ottoman. Those things can at least be foot stools, or tables for board games. But not this. Oh no, not this. It only has half a backrest on in order to make you look like a fool when you try to lean against it.