This Instagram Model Is Called The Little Rapunzel

 Her name might be Rapunzel, but I hope there will be no climbing required in order to get in her bedroom window. You see, I have small hands and a weak grip which makes for poor climbing skills. I could never make it up the rope in gym class and I have no reason to believe that has changed. If there is a ladder in the mix then I could get along swimmingly. I have had a thing for Melissa Joan Hart since I was a kid watching Clarissa Explains It All. Any chance I have to live out that fantasy by climbing into a girl's room by way of a ladder is one that I am going to take.

This woman might also offer up a man's only opportunity to bang Legolas without having to say no homo at any point. That flawless flaxen hair is hard to come by in this age of minimal effort. I like seeing a woman who still takes the time to condition her hair and run a come through it. What's the point of having it if it is only going to get balled up on top of your head, or hidden beneath a cap? 

Photo Credit: Photographer Matthew Dickstein for B-Authentique