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AWARDS
Tex Hollywood - February 28, 2020
I know what you're thinking, the Academy Award are boring, no one watches them anymore, who wants to see people who have already won at life win trophies but these awards aren't your granny's Academy Awards, these are the the Anatomy Awards and they are the only awards you need, all other awards don't matter.
They are the Academy Awards if you stripped them down to what we care about. The nude scenes!!
Here's a little more info.
For the 21st time, Mr. Skin is presenting his annual Anatomy Awards, and it is truly one of the most award worthy groups of winners we've had in quite some time! From the old standbys like Breast Picture and Best Breasts to one-of-a-kind entries like Best Sex Degrees of Kevin Bacon, this year's lineup is one to beat the band! Check out all 43 categories HERE
This year in winners you've got.
Sydney Sweeney for Best Breasts!!! We'd like to thank her for those.
Margaret Qualley for Best Full Frontal.
J.Lo for Best Thong.