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rusty-mattis - September 21, 2018
I always had a soft spot in my heart for people who's name rhymed with something else. You know like Bart/Fart, Hank/Spank, and Anna/Banana. I felt like they were forever doomed to have people call them that no matter how much they tried to avoid it. It especially bugs me when people do it to someone named Anna because Annas are no bananas. Annas are super hot and that's why I'm counting down the Top Ten Sexiest Annas.
Yeah, suffering through a lifetime of being called "Dusty Rusty", the whole rhyming thing gets under my skin. I know it doesn't help that I'm covered in dirt a lot from being on my bike (dirt bike, mountain bike, any kind of bike that one can ride outside). Though, I will say that there is a small part of me that wishes I could fall in love with an Anna. That way we could have one of those cute power couple names: Dusty Banana. Yeah, that sounds fun. Almost as much fun as these super hot Annas!
None of these Annas should ever be called bananas unless they want to be. What do you think of the list? Did I get all the Annas?
via mr. skin.