TREASURE TROVE: So Many Sexy Nipples And Pasties On Swimsuit Models From Miami Swim Week

Summer means only one thing: Fashion shows and more fashion shows and then when the fashion shows are done, more fashion shows. Miami Swim Week is something I hadn't heard of before today, but it's apparently quite the big deal, and much like that Hansel, they're so hot right now.

Just like every other article of clothing at every other fashion show in the world, however, don't expect the moms at your municipal pool to be sporting these looks anytime in the near future. Sure, it's nice to dream about that one mom with the nice rack wearing a swimsuit like the one in picture number eight, but it's just not gonna happen.

Then again, I don't know which pools you frequent, and perhaps mesh swimsuits that clearly show off the wearer's nipples are all the rage in your town. However, you're probably just going to have to do some creative photoshopping to make your dreams come true.

Enjoy the gallery below, and stay tuned next week for what I'm sure will be some other week of fashion shows in some other city, full of hot models showing off their tits. It's kind of the best part of summer these days.

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