Unseen Nudes From Emily Ratajkowski For Her Birthday Week

I would like to offer a preemptive happy birthday to Ms. Ratajkowski, who is about to turn the big two-seven in a couple of days. Most people think that age is an unremarkable one, so it there is not much enthusiasm surrounding, but I am not like that. I know what this birthday is going to feel like to her, and she deserves to have someone sympathizing. She might not even feel it yet, but she will.

Thinking that twenty-seven is an age like any other is a huge mistake. Twenty-seven is the age when you can no longer fool yourself into believing you are in your early to mid-twenties. Twenty-seven is solidly late twenties. And late twenties are practically thirty. And thirty is adulthood.

At thirty you are supposed to have a plan in life. There is supposed to be stability, and if you hope to have that stability then you need to start planning for it when you are twenty-seven. Do you hear me, Emily? That means it is time to give up on this dream of making it as a model. Go to community college and become a dental hygienist. It is honest work and has job stability.

Photo Credit: Unseen Ratajkowski, The Luxury Edition, Featuring 32 Never-Before-Seen Images.