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rusty-mattis - August 21, 2017
One thing I love doing is going to Victoria's Secret and taking a whiff... of the perfumes. Sure not all of them smell nice, but they have some really clever names like Orange Sunset and Morning Flowers. Someone should name a candle after Vera Lavender, because she's so damn hot.
It's right there, the scent and everything. The hard part is done with. All you need to do is take a couple of these fancy black and white naked photos and put them on the jar. The only downside is you'd probably have to stop selling all the other candles. If you've got some Vera Lavender candles with pictures of Vera Lavender nude then that's the only thing people are going to want to buy. And you'll have to change out the Vera Lavender nude pictures because people are going to be keeping their jars. No one would throw away anything that had Vera Lavender nude on it. Those old candle jars are great for keeping loose change, screws, and pencils in.
You gotta wonder if Lavender is her real last name or if she picked it. Nobody is going to forget a name like Vera Lavender, especially after they make a candle for her.
Photo Credit: David L.S