Victoria Beckham Sleeps Naked

every night."

Ugh. Thanks for the mental image. Now I need to wash my brain out with Ajax. Here are some other choice nuggets from Victoria's interview:

On her "Talent":


"It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural.' You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."


On her Lifestyle:


"I work seven days a week. And I so love what I'm doing. I could go shopping all day, which is what a lot of people think that I do. That's their perception-that I'm a miserable bitch and go shopping all day and boss David about."


On her Public Image:


"Someone told me I'm going to feature big this year with the drag queens." She loves this. "I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out. I don't give a shit what anybody thinks."

Yeah, she's a regular, old, Einstein that one. I wonder if David Beckham gets hurt when those rock hard, plastic boobs of her's smack into him. I bet those nipples are really pointy.

Here are some preview pictures from Victoria's photoshoot for Elle.