Victoria Beckham Hates her Naked Body

that having three children and then losing so much weight afterwards has left a rather unsightly legacy on her tummy. "I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach," she says.




While despite the efforts of airbrushing experts - working on a recent poster advertising the couple's new fragrance - to make us think otherwise, she actually has "no bum at all."




Mrs Beckham added: "I might fit into jeans but, trust me, I look really awful naked."

Okay, so Victoria admits to a flabby stomach and no ass, but what about the ridiculous fake breasts (that look like cantaloupes), and her anorexicly thin frame? Frankly, I'm feeling sick just thinking about it. At least Posh knows she's gross, but since she's got the money, she'll probably just keep trying to solve her problems with more plastic surgery. In the end, I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up looking like a soccer ball. At least her husband will be happy.

More pictures of Scary Spice, I mean Posh Spice, after the jump.