Victoria Beckham Nipples in See-Through Top

  Let this be a lesson to all of you. One should always check the transparency of their clothes if it is the first time that they are wearing them. This has bitten me in the ass a couple of times, so I cannot stress it enough. I know those compression pants feel like they would be thick enough for you to go commando in during your bike ride, but give them a look in a full length mirror before the maiden voyage. You don’t want to be the guy walking around at the coffee shop with his crevasse visible for all to see.

Victoria obviously got cocky and thought she found a secret benefit to having petite tittés. She probably thought, “Great, my boobs are small enough to go braless without gathering too much attention. And they also won’t stretch the sweater out so much that it will become transparent.” Little did she know that there is not a boob small enough to go unnoticed without a bra. And there isn’t a sweater thick enough that can keep it hidden. Men have been trained since their youth to seek them out like bloodhounds. Ever since that first girl in school got boobs and thought she could hide them with her dad’s Notre Dame sweatshirt.   

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