Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt Pictures Requires a Little CSI: Cannes

I'm not even sure about this one. Admittedly, I've been up drinking beer pretty steadily now for about eleven-teen hours in a row, and my eye sight is a bit blurry, but I'm not exactly sure what's going on down there up and under the ridiculously short sundress of Swedish former Playboy PMOY turned hot kept jet and yacht-setting woman, Victoria Silvstedt. Would she dare to go bare under such a crazy short dress when bouncing around on boarding docks in Cannes? Well, the daring part, if you've been following Victoria through the year, you know that's not even a question.

I dunno. You tell me. I'm All-Starring this baby until I get the lab reports back.

And, while you're at it, check out these still-all-there Victoria Silvstedt bikini pictures snapped at the same Eden Roc hotel over the weekend, as Victoria moved from blue to pink bikinis to showcase her mammarial skills. You don't get rich boyfriends footing your bill worldwide without a bikini body of some notoriety. Enjoy.