When Katie Price Drinks, She Gets Loose Lips

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Look, far be it from Egotastic! to criticize one hot mess from slipping into something see-through, getting blinkered drunk with her polo playing boyfriend, spilling an endless series of cocktails on her dress, then clutzily climbing into her party limousine with her legs spreads, providing an upskirt view of panties not quite broad enough to cover her smackeroous majorus, therein snapped heartily by the local paparazzi.

Okay, I take that back, we can certainly criticize the polo playing boyfriend; I mean, c'mon Katie Price, a.k.a., Jordan, has bedded down any number of famous British footballers, as all nutty glamour models with distinctly girthy funbags really should; it's really a matter of tradition. But a polo player? Well, I suppose something is making this lady swelleth in her nest, so perhaps it's all good. Enjoy.